Salesman #1: "The only reason people give advice like you are the ones that aren't strong enough to still be in the business!!!!!!!!!!!! Keep giving people advice they still come in the showrooms and if they want a fair deal they will get one.... hope your making money at this because you must not have when you were in the business."
Hammer
Salesman #2: "Tony, Im just letting you know youre a fu..ing prick!!! What's wrong? You couldn't make it in the car business, so decided to take it out on your silly little site? Where were you fired from your job?? You're more than welcome to try your tactics in my delership . . . lets see how long you'll be sitting at my desk."
Remember, no matter where you go.....there you are!
Salesman #3: "Customers (as a rule) generally bombard the salesman with so many lies that it is often hard to effectively help them! I guess many customers feel it is okay to lie to a salesman. God doesn't think its okay to lie to anyone!"
Salesman #4: "Snitch!"